All my gifts are wrapped -- and I have a whole 90 minutes to spare! Go me!

I don't know if it's to punish me because I'm such a procrastinator, but I experienced a cookie avalanche not too long ago. Two dozen brownie bites fell to to floor as I tried to arrange the just-out-of-the-oven cookie sheet on top of an empty muffin tin. I was wearing one of those silicone gloves to prevent burns to my hands. Unfortunately, I couldn't prevent the burn to my arm as I reached into the oven. So, still stinging from that, I was unable to maneuver the cookie sheet before it lost balance and came crashing down.

I hope the trash likes the brownie bites as much as my co-workers do.