Tonight begins Yom Kippur, the day of atonement for Jews. So, in keeping with tradition, I will skip work, sleep late and eat nothing between tonight's dinner and tomorrow's break-the-fast meal at sundown.

OK, maybe it's not in keeping with all the traditional traditions, by they're my traditions nonetheless.

And then there's the egg salad. I should get a T-shirt: Ask Me About My Egg Salad. (Yeah, that'd go over well.)

Also in keeping with the theme of the day, I will attempt to stay away from the Internet for a full 24 hours. I'm setting the bar low by saying I won't be able to do it, but tune in tomorrow to see how long I last.