Sometimes, I really have to wonder about the people surrounding me.

During a long commute, I find ways to keep myself busy, while keeping my eyes on the road at the same time. This usually takes the form of noticing unusually painted cars or interesting vanity license plates.

There's FUNDAY and FOOT DOC, who I regularly notice on my drive to work each morning. And there's also the guy who drives the same "strawberry" car that I drove until about five months ago. (He even has the same air freshener!)

But, today, on the way home from work, I kept playing leapfrog with someone (I couldn't tell because the windows were tinted) in a gray Mercedes-Benz C300. In the home stretch, I followed this car into my condo development and saw the car pull into a "resident" space, though I didn't linger to see who the driver was. The license plate, however, had occupied my mind all throughout the afternoon commute. What did it say? I BITE U.